Bubba Gets Hitched

Ol' Bubba finally decided to get married so he went to the
nearest honky tonk and proposed to the first barfly woman
he saw- unfortunately, when he got a look at her in broad
daylight, he kinda froze for a moment, but: A promise is a
promise, ya know, so the arrangements were made.
On the day of the wedding, Bubba asked the preacher for his
fee. "Pay me what you think is right based your lovely
girl's beauty". Bubba quietly handed the preacher a
quarter.
The preacher immediately lifted the bridal veil for a look
and then fished around in his pockets for 15 cents. "Here's
your change, lad" he muttered.

Submitted by: Cindy Merrill