It Was Me!

Sven was travelin thru North Dakota when he stopped for a bite to eat. As he sat there eating the Indian fella sittin next him struck a conversation. The Indian said, "Hey fella. How bout a trivia game? The Indian explained the rules. "I'll ask you a question. If you get it right I will buy your lunch. If you get it wrong you buy my lunch."

Sven agreed.

The Indian looked Sven in the eye and asked his trivia question. "My Mother and Father had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

Scratching his head. Sven finally said. "I don't know. Who vas it?"

They Indian chuckled and said, "It was me!"

Being a good sport Sven paid for both meals and was on his way. Now back in Kansas he runs into his buddy Olie at the local diner. As he joins Olie he says, "Olie I have da trivia question for'd  yoo. If  yoo's get it right I vill buy yore lunch. But if yoo's get it wrong you vill buy mine."

Olie agrees.

Sven looks Olie in the eye and says, "My Mudder and my Fodder had von child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my seester. Who vas it?"

Olie scratches his head and says, "I dunno. Sven who vas it?"

Sven replies, "It vas some Indian up in North Dakota."