The Moo-Chanic

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning.
When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.
"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer.
The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.
"Yes," the man replied.

"Did the cow limp a bit when it walked?" asked the the farmer.
"Yes, yes!" the man replied.

"The cow... did it slobber and drool when it spoke to you?" asked the farmer.
"Yes, yes, YES!" replied the guy.

"Ah-ha! Then forget about your carb. It's something else".
"Bessie doesn't know a thing about cars."