My!  You're A Big Boy

Two grade school teachers from Ruidoso were planning a field trip for their second and third grade classes.

They thought it would be fun as well as educational to spend the day at the race track. (Ruidoso Downs)

The children were thrilled. They all wanted to see the horses. And watch the races.

After spending the morning going thru the horse museum and having lunch. It was time for a potty break. The teachers divided the children. One took the girls. While the other took the boys.

The boys filed in and soon some came back. "Teacher, we can't go." they told her.

She asked what the problem was? One small boy said "We're to short." and bowed his head.

Feeling bad for the little guy. She proceeded in the bathroom, boys all in tow. She lined them and held each one up. Trying to look away. So as not to embarrass them.

Picking up the last lad, She couldn't help but notice he was rather well endowed. "My you're a big boy!" she said. "What grade are you in?"

He replied " I'm in the 6th. Riding Silver Bullet. But thanks for the lift lady!"