Raffle Winners
Bubba & Earl were in the local bar and decided to get in on the local charity raffle. They each bought 5 tickets at a buck a pop. The following week, when the winners were drawn. Each had won a prize. Earl won 1st place which was years supply of spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week later the ran into each other at the bar. Sittin there havin a beer Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize. Earl said "Great! I love spaghetti. How bout you? How's yer toilet brush?"
"Not so good " he said, rubbin his backside. "I think I'll go back to paper."