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Hank's truck flew off the highway, crashed through the guard rail, rolled down a  cliff, smacked a tree and finally came to a stop.

A passing Deputy Sherriff , who had witnessed the entire accident, ran down to the wreck. He was amazed to see Hank unharmed crawling out of the wreckage. "Good lord, mister," he gasped, "are you drunk?"

"Hell, 'Course I'm drunk," said Hank, pulling the weeds and grass out of his hair. "What the hell  do you think I am -- a stunt driver?"

Submitted by: Rodeo Man