This Little Piggy

A farmhand is driving 'round the far, checking on the cattle. After a few minutes he radios the boss, "Uh, I've got real trouble out here. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in my grill guard, and he's still wigglin. What should I do?"

The boss says, "Behind the seat in your truck is a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head. When it stops wigglin, pull it out of you grill guard and pitch it in the bushes." The hired man says "10-4" and follows the bosses instructions.

A short while later he calls the boss back. "Hey Boss, I did what you said. What I need to know now is, how do I get the blue light on the motorcycle turned off?" 

Submitted by Josh Allen